Another “Predator” Star decides NOT to run for something

For those of you wishing to vote for an actor from the movie Predator this year, your choices just narrowed by one. After some unnecessary public deliberation, independent political personality and former Minnesota Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura (“Blain”) announced that he would not run against incumbent Norm Coleman (R) and comedian Al Franken (D) for U.S. Senate. Ventura got a few minutes of air time to display his new bald-mullet and complain about politics as usual, but ultimately will have no influence on the tight race between career politician Coleman and the guy who brought us “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

Libertarian Sonny Landham (“Billy”) is running for Senate in Kentucky, and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (“Dutch”) is term-limited in Cuhlifornia. No word on Richard Chaves’ (“Poncho”) political aspirations.

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