SCOTUS: Pedophile Terrorists have Right to Bear Oil

In this week’s mega-decision, Heller Exxon v. Boumediene, Louisiana, the Supreme Court held that the Second Amendment guarantees detainees at Guantanamo Bay the right to sue child rapists for limited punitive damages. Liberals/conservatives decry/hail the decision as a major success/set-back. The ACLU/NRA/NAMBLA released a statement asserting that the court today protected/trampled on fundamental [...]